BEWARE...the world is ending.

News FLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hell has frozen OVER,
PIGS are FLYing,
The WORLD IS GOING up in Flames...
Watch your back.

My husband made a facebook.
Jon Banta.
AND DIDN'T Tell me about it.
And logged into my page, and added me as a friend,
hopefully I WAS THE FIRST,

I can't believe it.
And I can't check it until after 5.
Stupid.
Oh, and I was supposed to only find out in some other random amount of time, like a "surprise"

Go be his friend.